now that youre dead what are you going to do with your life

If you've never seen Heathers earlier, you haven't lived. The 80's best teen moving-picture show, Heathers is movie royalty, my personal favorite satire of loftier school life, a satire as razor sharp as information technology is infinitely quotable. Written past Daniel Waters (brother to the director of Mean Girls, Mark Waters), this the pic that started it all, the one all other mean girl movies must bow downwardly and worship. Lick information technology upwardly, baby. Lick it upwardly.

To the other Heathers fans out at that place, you're beautiful. Hither are 49 of the best lines from Winona Ryder's shining hr, presented in no item order. Just for you lot.

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1.

Veronica: "Dear Diary: My teen angst bullshit now has a torso count."

2.

Heather Chandler: "Did you have a encephalon tumor for breakfast?"

iii.

J.D.: "Our honey is God. Let's get go a slushie."

iv.

Veronica: "If yous were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't exist a man. You'd exist a game bear witness host."

v.

Veronica: "Are we going to prom or to hell?"

6.

Heather Chandler: "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Practice I look like Mother Teresa?"

7.

J.D.: "Wanna go out this night? Catch a picture? Miniature golf?"
Veronica: "I was thinking more than along the lines of slitting Heather Duke'due south wrists open, making it look like suicide."
J.D.: "Ah, now you're talking. I can be up for that. I've already started underlining meaningful passages in her copy of Moby Dick, if you know what I mean."

8.

Veronica: "I use my grand IQ to decide what lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew."

9.

Westerburg Educatee: "Did y'all hear? Schoolhouse's canceled today because Kurt & Ram killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact."

Heather Duke: "No way!"

10.

Heather Chandler: "God, Veronica. My afterlife is so tiresome. If I accept to sing Kumbaya i more than time…"

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11.

J.D.: "I tin can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved y'all. Of class, I was coming up here to kill you lot."

12.

Dennis: "I'chiliad not belittleing the foodless fund, Peter, simply we're talking teen suicide, hither. I mean ask Alison; the number ane song in America today is 'Teenage Suicide, Don't Do It' by Big Fun. Jesus, man, Westerburg finally got one of these things, and I'm not gonna blow it."

Peter: "Great, so Heather gets the front page and I go crammed in past the Taco Bell coupon."

13.

Veronica: "What's the up-chuck factor on that?

14.

J.D. "Let's pretend I blew up the schoolhouse…all the schools. Now that you're dead, what are you gonna practice with your life?"

15.

Veronica: "You know what I desire, infant?"
J.D.: "What?"
Veronica: "Cool guys like you out of my life."

16.

Heather Chandler: "Grow up, Heather. Bulimia's then '87."

17.

Heather Chandler: "Yous were nothing before you lot met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You lot were a Bluebird. You lot were a Credibility. You were a Girl Scout Cookie."

18.

Heather Chandler: "I store, therefore I am."

19.

J.D.: "The farthermost e'er seems to make an impression."

20.

J.D. : "Well, let'southward accept a await at some of the homosexual artifacts I dug up to establish at the scene. All right. Got an effect of "Stud Puppy."
Veronica
: (laughs) "Great!"
J.D.
: "Candy dish. Joan Crawford postcard. Allow's see, some mascara. All right. And hither's the one perfecto matter I picked up: Mineral water."
Veronica
: "Oh, come on, a lot of people drink mineral water, it'due south come a long way."
J.D.
: "Yeah, but this is Ohio. I mean, if you don't have a brewski in your mitt you might as well be wearing a wearing apparel."

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21.

Veronica: "I just killed my best friend."

J.D.: "And your worst enemy."
Veronica: "Same difference."

22.

Veronica: "Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the w…look, E. West! God! I sound like a fucking psycho."

23.

J.D.: "Anarchy is peachy! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."

24.

Heather Duke: "Veronica, you expect like hell."
Veronica: "Yeah? I only got dorsum."

25.

Veronica: "Well, it's just similar they're people I work with and our job is existence popular and shit."

26.

Veronica: "If y'all think I'm doing another suicide note you're wrong!"
J.D.: "You lot don't get it practice y'all? Society nods its head at any horror the American teenager tin remember upon itself. Nobody is going to care nearly exact handwriting."

27.

Ms. Fleming: "Whether to impale yourself or not is ane of the near of import decisions a teenager tin can make."

28.

Veronica: "If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
Heather McNamara: "Probably."

29.

Veronica: "Lick it up, infant. Lick information technology upwards."

30.

Heather Chandler: "Is this a weak turnout or what? I had at least seventy more people at my funeral."

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31.

Ram: "Jesus God in Heaven, why'd you take to impale such hot snatch?"

32.

Veronica: "What is your damage, Heather?"

34.

Veronica: "I tin can't believe this is my life. Oh my God. I'k gonna have to transport my Saturday scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford."
J.D.: "Ah, right. I'm just a trivial freaked here. Well at to the lowest degree y'all got what you wanted, you lot know?
Veronica: "Got what I wanted? It is one matter to want somebody out of your life, it is some other affair to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer."

34.

Veronica: "This isn't but a spoke in my menstrual bicycle."

35.

Peter: "Dear Lord, please make sure this never happens to me because I don't think I could handle suicide. Fast, early on acceptance into an Ivy League schoolhouse and please allow it be Harvard. Amen."

36.

Kurt's Dad: "My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my expressionless gay son."

37.

Heather McNamara: "Suicide is a individual thing."
Veronica: "You lot're throwing your life away to get a statistic on US fucking A Today. That'southward about the least individual affair I can remember of."

38.

Veronica: "I say we but grow up, be adults and die."

39.

Veronica: "That knife is filthy."
J.D.: "What do you lot think I'm going to do with information technology, have out her tonsils?"
Veronica: "Alibi me, I call up I know Heather a footling bit amend than you practise. If she were going to slit her wrists, the knife would be spotless."

40.

Heather Duke: "Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?"

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41.

Heather McNamara: "God, aren't they fed however? Do they even have Thanksgiving in Africa?"

Veronica: "Oh, certain. Pilgrims, Indians, Irish potato Tots. It'due south a real party continent."

42.

Veronica: "You're a rebel? You retrieve you lot're a rebel? You lot're non a rebel y'all're fucking psychotic!"

43.

Veronica: "Heather, why can't you but exist a friend? Why do you accept to be such a mega-bowwow?"
Heather Duke: "Because I tin can exist."

44.

Heather Chandler: "Ugh, such a pillowcase."

45.

Veronica: "Tomorrow, I'll be kissing her aerobicized ass, simply tonight, permit me dream of a globe without Heather, a globe where I am gratuitous."

46.

Heather Duke: "I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah."

47.

Heather Chandler: "They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I'chiliad worshiped at Westerburg and I'm merely a junior."

48.

Veronica: "Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people 'real life.' She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to larn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you lot're beautiful."

49.

Veronica: "Why don't we hash out information technology over a cheeseburger or some such?"
Martha Dumptruck: "I'd similar that very much."

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